The brick is on the move. The brick hit the play area first, looking for a good time, but it's hard to see saw when you're solo. The brick was lonely. It longed to find that other special brick, and lay the foundation for a new relationship that would be cemented over time.
But alas, the brick didn't know where to go, and the story might have ended then and there if not for the fact the brick was in the modern age. So it hit the internet. After checking for blog updates, it used Google to find the best brick raves in the area. After getting several locations it thought looked promising, the brick set out.
Once outside, the brick realized it didn't have any way to get to the locations it read about online. It tried to get into the garage to get the car, but it couldn't reach the button to activate the door (and it didn't know the code either).
The brick wasn't feeling too good about how things were going at this point. It headed around back and hung out on the deck while it contemplated what to do next.
It decided to try it's luck with the bird feeders. It used it's best pickup line "How much does a polar bear weigh carrying 100 bricks? I don't know, but I figured it would break the ice." Not surprisingly, the brick struck out.
The brick was feeling pretty bad at this point. It was sure if presented the right opportunity it could nail something.
Then it found. A brick house. Tons of bricks. The brick partied long into the night.
Then paid for it dearly when it got home.
2 comments:
I was truly mystified by the post on my blog until I clicked the link. Pretty darn funny. You obviously have the run of the house alone.
Scott
Your new best friend, the brick. And what's funny is that you even managed to work in some mild innuendo...with a brick. Not an easy accomplishment!
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