Dinner around here has become a big joke telling event. It goes something like this:
Quinn: Knock, knock
James: Who's there?
Quinn: Chicken
James: Chicken who?
Quinn: Chicken crossing the road to get rice cream.
Catherine: Knock, knock
James: Who's there?
Catherine: Chicken
James: Chicken who?
Catherine: Chicken crossing the road to get rice cream
James: Knock, knock
Catherine: Who's there?
James: Doorbell's broken.
Catherine: Doorbell's broken who?
James: No, your doorbell is broken, that's why I had to knock
Quinn: Knock, knock
James: Who's there?
Quinn: Doorbell's broken.
James: Doorbell's broken who?
Quinn: It's broken, I had to knock
Catherine: Knock, knock
James: Who's there?
Catherine: Doorbell
James: Doorbell who?
Catherine: I had to knock
Quinn: Knock knock
James: Who's there?
Quinn: Chicken
James: Chicken who?
Quinn: Chicken cluck cluck
hysterical laughter from the kids
Catherine: Knock knock
James: Who's there?
Catherine: Chicken
James: Chicken who?
Catherine: Chicken cluck cluck
hysterical laughter from the kids
This goes on for about ten minutes. Catherine never seems to tire of telling the same jokes Quinn has just done.
And finally, our favorite of the night:
James: Knock knock
Catherine: Who's there?
James: Doctor
Catherine: Doctor who?
James: I LOVE that TV show.
hysterical laughter from the kids
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3 comments:
josh's favourite that he keeps telling people at the moment is,
Q: why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
A: to get to the bottom!
Funny that James is probably the only one who gets the Dr. Who joke, but the kids laugh anyway.
Our favorites:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning.
and
Q: What do the Star Ship Enterprise and a piece of toilet paper have in common?
A: They both circle Uranus in search of Klingons.
(At which point, for even greater laughs, I ask the boys to point to Uranus.)
Gaz: A: to get to the bottom!
Classic!
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