McCain Hates Halloween

How can I say that? It's pretty easy if you use the transitive property. John McCain is against redistribution from the haves to the have nots. Halloween is about people that have candy giving it to people that don't. Therefore McCain cannot in good conscious support Halloween.

Don't believe me? Take transcripts from McCain's stump speeches and substitute candy for the words wealth or money.

That is what change means for Barack the Redistributor: It means taking your candy and giving it to someone else. He believes in redistributing candy.

Doesn't McCain realize that for kids that's a large part of what Halloween is about?

America didn't become the greatest nation on earth by giving our candy to ...[snipped]... "spread the candy around."

So the real question is: Why does John McCain hate Halloween?

And yes I'm joking, but it's really not that far of a leap from McCain's current arguments.